Nicole vs. Life
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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