Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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