i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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