dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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