i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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