My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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