Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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