You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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