You don't have asthma, your pregnant
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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