All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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