ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
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I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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