My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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