What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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