I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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