love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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