did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Randomize
