Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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