this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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