dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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