this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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