nutella sex= disaster
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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