How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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