is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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