i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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