Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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