He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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