David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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