I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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