If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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