Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.â€
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