We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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