ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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