I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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