I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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