Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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