ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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