im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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