Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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