Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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