Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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