This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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