oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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