...so i touched it.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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