oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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