So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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