im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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