yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
ok first of all what the fuck
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