I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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