Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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