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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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