I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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