My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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