Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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