i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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