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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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