ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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