You work out of a Hotel?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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